Friday, December 29, 2006

Duke Lacrosse Nifong Bar Complaint: Where is Greta Van Susteren?

Where is Greta Van Susteren mentioned in the Duke Lacrosse rape case bar complaint against Mike Nifong? No where! Her name is NOT in the complaint! Do you hear that Greta? Miss Legal Analyst, Queen of Rape Cases since William Kennedy Smith stood trial for rape? Your name is missing in action, Greta. Go read the complaint:

Yesterday, the North Carolina State Bar filed charges in a complaint against DA Mike Nifong who is prosecuting the Duke Lacrosse Rape case. The complaint is literally a who's who in the elite media industry of crime journalism. I have to take a moment to cite all the media mentions in the 17-page document:

  • WRAL News
  • Rene Syler of CBS Early Show
  • Raleigh News and Observer
  • Charlotte Observer
  • ABC 11 News
  • ABC News
  • CBS News
  • CNN
  • Newsweek Magazine
  • NBC 17 News
  • New York Times
  • Durham Herald-Sun
  • George Smith, ESPN
  • ESPN News
  • The Devil's Advocate
  • USA Today

Where is Greta? Ha! She is not there. She was sleeping, I guess. Dreaming of her glee with which she would shed upon the next alcohol or drug-addicted patient that gets arrested next. Simple things for Greta, she is getting old. How could she have cognizance of prosecutorial misconduct when she is barely making it on the air cheerleading the arrests of substance abusers? Not one mention of that tabloid hee haw channel called Fox News! Not one, I say.

Oh, don't cry Greta, they forgot your cheerleader buddy Catherine Crier and Court TV too. No Nancy Grace, damn! I like Nancy. How could they leave out Greta though? This is not good Greta.

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